A couple wanted married church 8 months pregnantGluteus Maximus postedThe priest said, "Before I can marry you in my church, I have to know what lead up to this premarital pregnancy then I can decide". The guy said, "Well, I was eating breakfast and reading the morning paper when she climbed up onto the table, ripped the paper from my hands and threw it across the room. She then grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me up on the table, too. She ripped off my clothes, as I ripped off hers. Before you know it, we were, uh, yeah, right there on the table!" Angry, the priest pointed to the doors and said, "You two are NOT allowed in this church any longer!" The guy said, "That's OK. We're not allowed in McDonald's either!" Sponsored Link-------------------------- Nicole repliedhahaha Little Miss Sunshine :D repliedHaHA! aig baby repliedI love that. it's not appropriate for my age, but that's definitely the most funny thing i've heard in a month. mistyd1 repliedBahahahaha! XD that funny (/_/) (^.^) ('')_('') ~~ *lilly* ~~ PRO-JONAS repliedhe he he he funny! Ben N repliedhahahahha thats gold ~cullen~ repliedhahha Midnight Darknezz repliedHAHAHA XD XD XD XD XD ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL Allie W. repliedwhy would you f*ck in mcdonalds? oh well it was still funny hahahahaha BABA O' REILLY repliedI walk with the farmers Alison repliedLMAO schltz3 repliedNice. Collin repliedlol nicee
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